"Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi."
"There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live."
When I first started hearing the guys in the office trading "Chuck Norris Facts" I thought it was just a humorous thing between the guys in my office. But I've since found out that it's a rather widespread phenomenon across Iraq. The generals in my chain of command are on the mailing list for the "Chuck Fact of the Day," the facts make regular appearances on our daily briefings, and you can reliably find a Chuck Fact grafittied inside most latrines. An officer quoted in this article equates Chuck to World War II's "Kilroy was here."
"When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down."
"There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up."
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3 comments:
This is so funny because once in awhile my brother will call me and just tell me a Chuck Norris fact...and I didn't realize at first this was a whole phenomenon thing...but now I can play too and I just shared the global warming one with him - he laughed!
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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